Random Old Guy Quotes

Today I was walking with both kids in the jogging stroller. An older gentleman and his wife walked out of a building to their car right by me. They both stopped to admire, I assume, the children.

Old guy to me: "Well, who are your friends?"

Me (looking around and behind me for a second): "Uh, just my kids."

Old guy: "Alright then."

Then, they got in their car and I kept walking.

I guess my kids are my friends. I hang out with them more than anyone else!